I Need This Unicorn is about wanting stuff that you cannot obtain, usually limited edition stuff that is really difficult to get. These are my unicorns…. until I can make a profit from my business.
Believe me, this isn’t an attempt to get my readers to buy me things, but rather for fun and to start a trend. I want to see your unicorns. What do YOU want? I am always interested in hauls and what people are buying! I watch them all the time on YouTube! Also, I really need to know what my friends want so I know what to get them! I love shopping and I love picking out stuff that I think others might like! (But sometimes I don’t always hit the mark!) Don’t tell me nothing! You’re taking away the joy of shopping away from me! How could you do that during the holidays? Sucking the joy right outta me, how selfish!
My friends and family don’t read my blog anyway, even though I’m constantly posting about it on social media and then they ask me things I’m like, “I posted it on my blog?! Didn’t you read it!?!?!?”
Think of it as an idea list for people with similar taste to mine! As far as the skincare and makeup, see this as recommendations of what I see as good. Particularly the skincare, as I have used most of them!
10. Makeup Palettes
I’m totally easy to buy for! I like makeup, and chances are I don’t already own the newest palettes. Hell, there’s some older palettes I don’t have! Do I need more palettes? Probably not. But you don’t live in my makeup drawers, so it’s not your concern if there is room for you to sleep in there.
Huda Beauty New Nudes
Violet Voss Hashtag
Kylie 21st Birthday Palette
Smashbox Cover Shot Prism
Too Faced Chocolate Gold
Too Faced Gingerbread Spice Palette
Love Luxe Beauty See Me From Space Drenched Highlighter Palette
Stila Little White Lies Heavenly Highlighter Palette
Anastasia Beverly Hills Sultry Palette
Lorac Pro Palette 4
Sam Edelman Hal Studded Bootie
(I have a feeling that a certain Nordstrom box contains these beauties.)
I am going to spike so many balls when I get pissed! I look forward to wearing these!
Kendall & Kylie Mimi Studded Bootie in Navy- The only heels I can comfortably wear are boots only because I can wear socks!
Pretty Little Thing Unicorn Wellies- They’re pink with pegasus unicorns! I’d do a little jig in a puddle if I wore these!
Betsey Johnson Izak in Black- Like a rhinestone cowboy!
Skincare is so expensive, but you use it twice a day and it’s pretty necessary! Most of these I have used! The only things I haven’t tried are the Peptide and Collagen Serum and some of the contents of Inspector Drunk.
Drunk Elephant Inspector Drunk
Drunk Elephant Marula Oil
belif Aqua Bomb
DermaE Peptide and Collagen Serum
Eminence Strawberry Rhubarb Hyaluronic Serum
Eminence Organic Skincare Neroli Age Corrective Eye Serum
Clinique All About Eyes
Laniege Sleeping Water Mask
Too Cool For School Pumpkin Sleeping Pack
7. Makeup Brushes
You can never have too many brushes! In makeup and art! Just don’t get them mixed up! Quite contrary to popular belief, I have not gotten any solvent in my eyes, nor do I plan to. I said the makeup remover felt like acetone not it was acetone!
Museum of Ice Cream x Sephora Sprinkle Pool Brush Set- It is ridiculous how cute these are! It comes with a clutch too, but it’s not something you can bring to a wedding cause it’s too noisy!
Moda Mythical Frozen Flight Kit- I mean it’s blue and unicorn horns. It’s so me!
Okay, aside from the cute brushes, Wayne Goss brushes are of the highest quality. A practical gift!
6. Art Supplies
I can’t find most of my art supplies from college so I basically need to re-buy everything. See previous post!
Arches Watercolor Block
Various paint brushes for oils and for watercolor
Paints! Paints! Paints!
MOAR pencils! MOAR erasers!
A Wacom Cintiq has always been on the wishlist. I’d whip out my art a lot faster if I had one! But the Cintiq is one of those lust items that I’ll never get because it’s so expensive. You know what? I have an Intous.
5 . iPad
I have a first generation iPad. Yes from 2010. You can imagine how apps no longer work on an iPad 8 years old. iBooks works, and Safari sometimes works. (But crashes a lot). Can’t watch YouTube though.
4. Bracelet of my mother’s signature
CaitlynMinimalist on Etsy has a lot of custom signature jewelry. It’s one of those things I will eventually get myself. It’s not like some stalker online has my mother’s signature on file. I have a couple of butterfly necklaces I like to wear in remembrance of her. This bracelet would be nice for me to wear too.
No picture cause I don’t have any. I’m broke AF!
Is money even real? I think it isn’t. I haven’t seen a money before. I’m hungry. I like how people tell me about their expensive ass homes and luxury cars and I’m like, “I had chips for dinner!” Nice Mercedes tho.
2. World of Warcraft Celine figurine
Who’s Celine? Celine is a beast! (I’ve been called that a few times. Warrior Princess too. I’m a mage.) I have two Figure Prints of her at lvl 70 and at 80. However my transmog has become very glowy with floating elements. It’s impossible with their technology. However, it can be made. So someone, make my light up Firey Angel of Death Celine! Don’t forget my fire wings!
Otherwise a gift certificate to Figure Prints will be fine. I like that they use the old models.
1. Dodge Challenger
Every time I see one: “OOOOOOH!”
I can’t afford a new car and I’m not worth it, but I can put it on my wishlist!
I have an on going Wishlist on Pinterest. It’s just for fun, most pinners have one. It’s nice to delete something off your list as if you accomplished a goal.
Disclaimer: Like I said above, I’m not asking people to buy me things, I am not a cam whore from 2001. It’s a list made just for fun. It’s my blog and I can post any BS I want. None of the links are affiliate because it’s not meant to be taken too seriously.
And friends, it would be SUPER HELPFUL if you had an actual wishlist. I love shopping. Oh, I see why I don’t have #3. Well that makes sense.
Where should I put “My Dignity”? I’d like that back.