My quick reviews of super limited edition Halloween fast food items, get them before Halloween ends!
Starbucks Witch’s Brew Frappuccino
I was told it tastes like an orange creamsicle or a Flintstones Push Pop. I think it tastes like ultra watered down cereal water. (Yes, water not milk.) It’s not a bad drink, it just what it tastes like. Chia seeds look like frog’s eyes which is a nice touch, even though I hate seeds in my drink. It was a necessary detail!
But the most important thing to note is that Starbucks no longer has Pumpkin Cream Cheese Muffins. A real horror, right there. There are plenty of recipes online but sometimes you just want 1 and right now and not 12 in one hour.
Nightmare King Burger at Burger King
Green bun is not like the black bun and will not give you any teal surprises. No nightmare there. It’s colored with watermelon, but not to worry, it doesn’t taste disgusting. (I am a notorious watermelon hater.)
This burger comes with beef patty and fried chicken patty which means I don’t need to buy 2 burgers. The King is pretty large for a fast food burger and I actually slowed down towards the end. The only ingredient I don’t like is the onions, but whatever, take them out. It does not come with lettuce and tomato which I detest in burgers and sandwiches, so extra points for BK on that. Would definitely go back for this burger. But I shouldn’t for obvious reasons.
The particular location I went to didn’t have any frozen drinks so I didn’t get to try the Scary Black Cherry frozen drink. But I’m sure if it came out correct, I’d like it.
Okay that was my quickest post ever. I need to get a lot done before Halloween!
Disclaimer: I am always salty with these because I hate being controlled. I didn’t get paid to write these. I paid for these. My opinion was not altered by the witches brew.