Valentine’s Day is coming up, and you are either celebrating with your love, your loved ones, or ignoring the damn thing. Whatever you are doing, I have created a few items for my store so you can celebrate however you want! Maybe even get someone special a gift!
This pastel candy hearts robe is something cute to wear while you get ready for your big Valentine’s Date! And after, while you drink champagne by the fire! They come in in lilac or sky blue and in a choice of fabric and trim color. So you can choose to have a cream, gray or black trim and belt.
Before the beauty blog, I had a stationery business. While I designed letterpress wedding invitations, doing fun little greeting cards was also something on my mind. I have cards for your friends and for your significant other. It was nice of them to text you back and not dump you before Valentine’s Day. Now you won’t be sitting at home all alone! yay
I have also created some party supplies for those of who may be throwing a girl’s night party or a party for children. I’d love to get these printed myself and teach you in a blog post how to style your table scape and party! I would get a solid color table cloth, in white or in a pastel color that matches one of the colors in your table scape. Do not pair all of the patterned items together it will be way too much and cause so much eye strain! I just created them all so you have options and can pair them with what you already own.
What about those who detest this greeting card company created holiday? Well, I’ve got you! What’s more fun than making fun of ooey gooey mushy people?
I should not have to post this disclaimer, however, I get messages of concern whenever I post “my-ex” jokes or anything remotely negative. It’s all for a laugh! Have you met me? It’s something I’m sure we all relate to! Who hasn’t gotten rejected or dumped? Even if you’re in a relationship now, your exes still suck! While it’s based on past experience (because 86% of the guys I’ve dated are fuckboys who waste my time), it’s fine to make fun of yourself and laugh at how terribly everything went. You’d be surprised at how many DMs I get if I post any my-ex jokes. Hate Valentine’s Day? This is for you! Think Valentine’s Day is fine and you have a great relationship with your significant other but still relate and think its funny? Then this is for you too!
Negative Candy Hearts
Negative Candy Hearts Women’s Tee A fun to to express your disdain towards Valentine’s Day. Did you hear that those chalky candy conversation hearts will not be produced this year? It’s not a terrible loss, they’re more nostalgic than anything else. I’d link an article, but the headlines are so over dramatic, I don’t want to link bad writing. (I can do that myself!) Apparently they take months to make and the company that acquired them did not have time to produce them. But who cares? I made patterns with them so you can have your candy hearts and wear ‘em too! This design also comes in a racerback tank top.
I swear, people will try and send to to therapy when they read these candy hearts. Listen, it’s none of your business. It’s cute, it’s pastel, it’s extremely negative! Who can relate? Like everyone who isn’t in a soppy gross relationship, that’s who! Romantic getaway? Forget it! This is me-time! This is a girl’s trip! Negative candy conversation hearts are a fun way to express your distaste for Valentine’s Day.
Of course I had to incorporate a little of World of Warcraft into this collection! If your love has abandoned you or are just undead then the Forsaken tee is made for you!
I am the The Most Forgettable Girl You (Probably?) Ever Dated. I lack personality so bad that sometimes I think the guys I’m seeing forgot they’re dating me. Why else haven’t I heard from him? Oh, whats that? He’s dating someone else?! Whaaaaaaattttt????
Or how about when you run into your ex at a coffee shop or in an elevator and he doesn’t even recognize you. Or how about him not even remembering your name? Wow did that just happen? Burrrrrrn.
I am pretty sure if you brought me up in conversation, a few of them would wrinkle their face in disgust and the majority would be like, “who?” I am really, really forgettable. It’s better that way to be honest.
Also, I have tops from the Slay collection, that I am including into the Anti-Valentine’s mix. Some of them weren’t even meant for anti-love or rejection, but a general destain for others. But if you can relate it to your own life, then it’s for whatever you want it to be! This “Sorry If I Looked Interested” tank is for all the guys whom I was nice to, but took it the wrong way. (Because I am actually really nice! I know it doesn’t seem that way by my writing, but I really am!) But my niceness is usually taken as flirting and then somehow I am roped into going on a date I never intended on! How do I get myself into these situations? This could have been avoided if I was standoffish in the first place.
“Special Hell” is one of my first designs and was inspired by my experience of hellish demons. It’s one of my favorite designs and will look great in flat lays.
You were his lover but now it’s over. It’s the breakup top. The one to wallow in. It’s okay to allow yourself to wallow for a bit.
This top is interesting because the “L” is blank ink printed on black fabric. In certain light you will see the sheen of the ink. It was as if the lover as has faded into it being over. She looks pretty happy about it though.
Disclaimer: This is to promote my own apparel brand, I Need This Unicorn. I don’t get paid, because it costs me money. I look forward to paying the California state tax soon. I am also really, really bad at dating and am glad my dating days are over!